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Imagine,
you have just finished a fabulous dinner at your favorite restaurant and Have
just handed your Visa/MC Compatible Debit Card, with an Available Balance of $
6,722.03, of Your Own Hard Earned Money, to your server. Your bill Totals $ 127.93,
but when the server returns to your table, they inform you that the charge was
only authorized for $ 96.33. When you ask why this happened, you are told that
although you were probably unaware, the U.S. Senate recently included a line inside
an important Anti-Animal Cruelty Bill, that clearly states that no U.S. Money
may be transferred by any U.S. Bank or Processor, for Any Activity or Item, that
is in Any Way Harmful to the Individual making the charge or purchase. Our manager
has determined that you are slightly overweight, so he has disallowed the portion
of your bill that was for your dessert. We are terribly sorry if this causes you
any inconvenience, but we must have the balance due of $ 27.60 in Cash. Oh, $
14.00 of that was for Your Drinks, which are also Bad For You. Please also remember
that effective January 1, of next year, we will no longer be able to accept U.S.
Cash for these type of situations, so we Strongly Recommend that you get into
the habit of carrying a small amount of Foreign Currency in Your Wallet, it could
save you a lot of humiliation in the future. Take a copy of this Memo along for
future reference. It explains that we will accept any Un-chargeable Bill Balances
in Either Euro Dollars, or EC (Eastern Caribbean and Stable For The Past Fifteen
Years) Dollars. We Hope that you Enjoyed Your Meal, and will come back and see
us Real Soon.
FACT
OR FICTION:
Is this Fact or Fiction? If it is Fiction, then how long before it becomes Fact..
The U.S. House Of Representatives and the U.S. Senate are busy writing and passing
legislation that is Designed To Protect Us From Ourselves. We don’t know about
You, but Our Ancestors went to an awful lot of trouble to come here to get away
from their various governments trying to completely control their lives. They
came here on the words, “We Hold These Truths To Be Self Evident”, etc. etc. Restricting
any payment, or part of any payment, for an activity that is legal in the Jurisdiction
that the Transaction is taking place, is not only Against The Very Principles
of the Present U.S. Constitution, but may even be Illegal under International
Law, as regards Commerce Between Different Countries. It is Definitely, Against,
Certain Recent WTO Decisions. Regardless of all of the legal discussions, It is
not now, and never was, the right of the government to tell you how to spend your
money, or who you can and can't do business with, as long as that business is
legal. When you find yourself in a situation where you wish to purchase a product
or service for which your current bank does not allow you to pay through them,
and that product or service is legal, both where you are, and the provider is,
then We Have The Answer MyForeignBankAccount.com is just what it says. When you
sign up and register on this site, you are actually doing just that. Your moneywill
be kept in an E-Wallet and will be in a Foreign Bank, either in one of several
Caribbean Countrie,s or in one of several Central American Countries. All of your
money in this account is therefore either in U.S. Dollars, Euro Dollars, or EC
(Eastern Caribbean) Dollars. You may make deposits, in virtually any currency
through any electronic method, or through the mail by check, in either U.S. Dollars,
Euro Dollars or EC (Eastern Caribbean) Dollars. You May Not Use Cash, or any third
party provider who provides Cash on either end, as a method of Depositing to or
Withdrawing Funds From Your Account. Your Account will be available to you 24/7,
over the internet, and you will have complete control over Deposits and Withdrawals.
You may Transfer Funds To Any Merchant who has a merchant account with us, and
that Merchant, with your permission, will have the ability to deposit funds directly
into your account, when called for. You may Transfer Funds Directly, from your
account, into any number of “Stored Value Cards”, including one that will be offered
for sale on our site. A complete copy of all of the U.S., and International Laws
that govern the reporting and tax consequences is available on our site, and we
urge you to read it carefully. We will inform you of any activity that requires
you report and pay a tax on. A thorough understanding of the Rules and Regulations
is Important, but it is still possible to have fun, without violating them. If
your Primary Vendor Does Not have a Merchant Account with us, then click here
to have us send them an explanation and an application.
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$100.00 Bonus For Reserving Your Account Right Now!!!!!
APPLICATION
/ ACCOUNT RESERVATION By completing and submitting the following application,
you are reserving your own Foreign E-Wallet Account. There is no need to send
any funds at this time, and there is no fee of any kind associated with this application
or with this account. * After you submit this application, you will receive an
e-mail with your new account number, and your username and password. Your new
e-wallet account will be available to you on our web site, and it will reflect
a $ 100.00 balance, as your Bonus will automatically be deposited into your account.
These funds will become available to you upon acceptance of your application and
activation of your account. You will be sent a “ready to sign” application in
your e-mail, along with a list of documentation required in order for your new
account to be activated, and your account will be activated upon our receipt of
your initial deposit, signed form and required documentation.
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